NORTE: Dispatch, this desk. Fact: I have never eaten a Filet o Fish. Fact: I think Crystal Bernard is a triple threat. Fact: I have inhaled. Fact: I don’t scratch my bag, I roll the skin. Fact: I believe that KISS stands for kids in Satan’s service. Fact: I don’t like Led Zeppelin but love bands that sound like them. Fact: I will go down in history as the person who invented the step haircut. Fact: I hate the
They are a herpe on the worlds cock. If they had a flag I would wipe my bum with it. My loathing of them is so complete and whole that it has allowed me to forgive almost everything and everybody in my life. My ex-girlfriends and bosses. My father, my self, my God. There is something comforting in hating something so intensely and so passionately.
If the NHL were the ocean then the Leafs are a beautiful golden sunset spread across it horizon. Shining its warmth and excellence…the
So in conclusion if hockey is the world and the NHL its oceans, and the Toronto Maple Leafs a golden magnificent sunset. Then the