Hey, it's Greener. Tonight I discovered that inanimate objects obviously feel intense joy, as my computer has taken its own life because of the Penguins first round sweep of the Senators. It obviously felt it couldn't experience anything greater in existence, and decided to go out on top. I however, feel there is something else wonderful in life to look forward to: Next years Senator collapse, but one joyous occasion at a time. Moose is putting these up for me, because that's just the kind of frie...person he is. Savor these moments my friends. We deserve them.
