DYNASTY, WITH UNIFORMS BY BOB MACKIE

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NORTE: Dispatch; this desk. Time; well…right now really. One minute ago I was playing air synthesizer to an Electric Light Orchestra song. A minute before that I was I was thinking that I wished I could breakdance. 28 seconds before that I was thinking about Breakdancing. Three hours ago, I put on a belt. At around noon, I took a pee pee. Right before that though, I thought that I should…that I would…at some point today and just for the record, regarding my all history dream team, write down their stats. Their best stats from their beast season. Pure numbers. Like the Dewey decimal but far less interesting. So here it is: carry the one bitches. Carry the one.

RW: 1968 – 1969 model/ 58 GOALS, 49 ASS

C: 1981 – 1982 model/ 92 GOALS, 120 ASS

LW: 1952 – 1953 model/ 49 GOALS, 46 ASS

RW: 1983 – 1984 model/ 56 GOALS, 65 ASS

C: 1988 – 1989 model/ 85 GOALS, 114 ASS

LW: 1976 – 1977 model/ 56 GOALS, 80 ASS

RW: 1971 – 1972 model/ 43 GOALS, 53 ASS

C: 1968 – 1969 model/ 76 GOALS, 76 ASS

LW: 1981 – 1982 model/ 64 GOALS, 83 ASS

RW: 1991 – 1992 model/ 53 GOALS, 37 ASS

C: 1979 – 1980 model/ 53 GOALS, 84 ASS

LW: 1954 – 1955 model 36 GOALS, 36 ASS

D: 1970 – 1971 model/ 37 GOALS, 102 ASS

1985 – 1986 model/ 48 GOALS, 90 ASS

1983 – 1984 model/ 31 GOALS, 65 ASS

1978 - 1979 model/ 31 GOALS, 70 ASS

1976 – 1977 model/ 19 GOALS, 65 ASS

1976 - 1977 model/ 12 GOALS, 66 ASS

1956 – 1957 model/ 6 GOALS, 44 ASS

1999 – 2000 model/ 20 GOALS, 53 ASS

G:1997 – 1998 model/ 43 WINS, 17 LOSES – 1.89 GAA

2000 – 2001 model/ 40 WINS, 13 LOSES – 2.21 GAA