Monday, July 28

HS/HS Radio 5: ALIVE!

Ask any parent if they have a favorite among their kids, and they will all say the same thing: "Impossible!", unless you ask Moose's mom, in which case she says "Greg!"

Ask me the same question about my beauties, the HS/HS Podcast Quintuplets, and I say, unequivocally, "What does quintuplets mean?" Then, after I'm told, I go, "Oh, numbers 1-4 were all fine. Nice and tall, with nice strong teeth...but number 5...he's something else!"

HS/HS Podcast 5 is the photo of the girl from graduation in your parents photo album who your mother always asks what ever became of her. The question drives you crazy because you always wonder the same thing, and also because your mom has that weird thing when she talks where she whistles through her teeth every time she says the letter 's'.

Besides the awesomeness, you get to hear how I say the word Raleigh apparently weird, and what it sounds like when I'm not in a good mood when talking to Moose, which is what it sounds like every time I'm with Moose.

Click here to experience love as never before. And barring that, then to listen to a hockey podcast

And just because I'm like that, I've included a picture of the poster to a movie Moose and I made a long time ago. We went to a very liberal college where we were encouraged to find ourselves through creativity. Well, we did that, to the tune of $29,000,000 opening weekend (1990 dollars). Not too shabby.

Overall the production went fairly smooth. Alan Young gave Moose a lot of good direction in their scenes, but when it came to me, well lets just say that Rudy Vallee should learn to keep his hands to himself!

40 comments:

eyebleaf said...

yes!

wrap around curl said...

It's like Christmas!

endwithstyle said...

WAC sent me.

wrap around curl said...

Time to burn bridges! So Moose, I was thinking of picking up an FC to love. I was leaning towards Chelsea. I look great in blue. Also, do not ever disrespect Republica or Zombie Nation. Both happen to be on my pregame hockey playlist. And my ringtone is this http://youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM0fQ which happens to be the song that is played when the startling line for the Chiefs is announced. So, you just don't get it...

"Dave Schultz" said...

fucking brilliant boys!

"I'm the guy you build the team around."

and the singing. oh man. you guys are killing me.

eyebleaf said...

dudes, you called PPP a Man United fan? Oh dear. PPP is going to go apeshit.

Greener said...

Welcome Endwithstyle!

Wrap Around Curl: Burn baby, burn.

Shultsie, you rule.

Nav: For Gods sake, it wasn't the "dudes" who said that about PPP, it was that idiot Moose!

Norte said...

I miss Greener's bullying and Mooses' vocal killing spree....the podcast satiates that much like valtrex soothes the burning outbreak of gentital herpes.

Norte said...

ps. Moose you think he's terrible about his car....ask that bastard about his early 90's high top Nike's.

Jaredoflondon said...

yet another classic podcast gentleman and moose.

Wrap, its all about Chelsea, blue through and through.

And for psyc up music its Slayer and White Zombie all the way.

ScotieJ said...

Any podcast with a Dave Scatchard shout out is a good podcast.

Excellent work! Brilliant!

eyebleaf said...

my bad greener! moose and ppp are going to have to have a fight to the finish. steel cage match?

and scotiej is right, that dave scatchard reference was pretty dope.

dani said...

I love your podcast. Like, I want to marry it.

Greener said...

Dani, good news. After a long period of finding itself, the Podcast feels it's ready to get involved with someone again. We're assuming you have means to support it in the way it's accustomed.

Jaredoflondon said...

podcast sounds needly and clingy.

Connie said...

Another great one, boys! Thanks for the mention. =P I'll make sure I somehow get in the next one too.

*plotting*

eyebleaf said...

boys you ok down in la-la land? i'm concerned.

Moose said...
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Moose said...

Heather:

Oh lord...if I knew your reasons for choosing Chelsea I could probably drum up some impassioned rant on why supporting a football club is about so much more than winning and losing. Suffice to say that your football club should say something about you and what you stand for. I can't imagine you stand for an attitude of excess, winning-at-all-costs, and megalomania backed by an owner who made his fortune through political favors, murder, and greed. I challenge you to find someone (not from London) who has supported Chelsea prior to 2003. Which is when they became rich and fashionable.

If you look good in blue then try this:

http://www.onerovers.co.uk/

Moose said...

Oh, and..

1) I own a Republica CD
2) Have no clue who Zombie Nation is.
3) CLEARLY don't get it.

"Jungle Love" is a dead cert for Podcast #6.

Norte: Believe me I know...it's like during sex when Greener is all "ewww, don't get it in my hair." WTF?

Nav: We're all good...shaken but not stirred.

Sincere thanks to everyone. The fact that you enjoy the podcasts makes them that much more enjoyable to do.

Greener said...

Thanks Nav, I'm OK.

eyebleaf said...

glad to hear, fellas.

like will smith said: "the ground moved!"

PPP said...

So....when's the next one?!

Norte said...

Hey Moose - ask him about the Shark

wrap around curl said...

Moose; can't say I fancy the Blackburn kits. And you should know by now I mostly likely picked Chelsea because I think they are prettiest. Though I imagine you would retch when if I told you I'd sell my soul to share a milkshake Cristiano Ronaldo. But you can chuck that all up to me being an irrational woman.

Why wouldn't I want to be Chelsea? I need to find the Top Gear clip of Clarkson comparing two cars and him calling the superior car "the Chelseaist."

Zombie Nation; http://youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI

Jaredoflondon said...

that Top gear clip was awesome.
Comparing two good cars in red and blue to Chelsea and Man U. Then comparing the blue car to some not so good red car as "Chelsea, and a team in red that isn't so good"

wrap around curl said...

Thank you Jared. And the cameraman suggested, I will probably muck up the name, but Tottenham?

dani said...

Greener: Sure. I have lots of means! But I'm only in if I get to be the trophy wife.

Wrap Around Curl sends me daily pictures of Ronaldo. What the three of us have is special.

PPP said...

I have to agree with Moose on one thing though: If some douche is taking the effort to show your bench up during a beer league game than that fucker deserves whatever comes his way from unhinged vigilante defensive pylons (just guessing from the description of his hockey game).

PPP said...

Oh and thanks for the birthday wishes!

"Titan"? Not sure. I think of it as "been around 3rd longest and still hasn't quit".

PPP said...

WAC = Not Chelsea. Please God no. Tottenham are good if you know no Arsenal or Chelsea fans because otherwise be prepared to endure tonnes of shit.

p.s. No offence taken by Ronaldo's hookering ways behind his girlfriend's back?

PPP said...

Re: 1993 v. 1999 and 2002

The Fraser thing is huge but the other aspect is that the Leafs had a team and momentum that could have won the Stanley Cup.

The other two teams were not going to beat the Red Wings or the Stars as much as we hoped that they would have.

wrap around curl said...

If I was a woman, who was as good looking as Cristiano, I'd probably be fucking everyone.

Greener said...

So, so true, PPP.

Jaredoflondon said...

Fookin'Tottenham...

PPP said...

If I was a woman, who was as good looking as Cristiano, I'd probably be fucking everyone.

Wait? Is Wraparoundcurl a guy? Have we been tricked?

wrap around curl said...

Ok I realize how unfortunate that sounded...

Greener said...

WAC, those commas will get you every time.

wrap around curl said...

Clearly, I need to revisit Eats Shoots and Leaves.

Greener said...

Clearly.