Thursday, December 6

W_NN_IN_ ST_E_K? Never Heard of Him

I'm not a very superstitious person, not at all. I've got too many obsessive compulsive habits to bother with such absurdities. But one thing I do subscribe to is that when your team ____ ____ games __ _ ___, you for sure don't want to bring it up. I mean ever. It's tough too, because when the Leafs __ __ _ _____ like ____ ___, you really want to celebrate it as much as possible, and share in the joy that _______ can bring to you.

Even now, you're reading this and asking yourself, "Hey there, Greener, just what are you writing about? It could be anything!", and you'd be right. As long as you don't think that thing is a Toronto Maple Leafs four ____ _______ ______.

So just to clarify, the Leafs beat the _______, the ________, the _________ and the _________ and that means that __ ___ ____ __ ________!


6 comments:

Loser Domi said...

MAD LIBS! But you need to put in what the words are--noun, adjective, etc. This could be a really fun post, actually...

Norte said...

Greener, ____ _ _____ ____. Our team __ _______ ____ __ ____ ____ ____.
_ ____ ____ anal warts.

Loser Domi said...

@norte abd the post itself: Are the blanks supposed to be letters or whole words? Numbers?

PPP said...

Damn, Norte took my post idea.

I have never heard of him either. I missed the game last night which makes me think that they only won because I wasn't paying attention.

Sneaky bastards.

Loser Domi said...

I think I figured it out. My additions are in bold:
I'm not a very superstitious person, not at all. I've got too many obsessive compulsive habits to bother with such absurdities. But one thing I do subscribe to is that when your team hops purple games over a hedgehog , you for sure don't want to bring it up. I mean ever. It's tough too, because when the Leafs eat boxes of donuts like ghost busters, you really want to celebrate it as much as possible, and share in the joy that bacon can bring to you.

Even now, you're reading this and asking yourself, "Hey there, Greener, just what are you writing about? It could be anything!", and you'd be right. As long as you don't think that thing is a Toronto Maple Leafs four way hot-dog-eating competition.

So just to clarify, the Leafs beat the red-headed stepchild, the Duke Lacrosse team, the Homestar Runners and the Milwaukee Beers and that means that I will eat a sandwich !

Greener said...

Domi. To. The. Letter.