Friday, October 17

Canucks Waive Kyle Wellwood

News just out that confirms what many in the Gillis family have long suspected, that most successful/popular Gillis, Mike, a.k.a. Vancouver Canucks General Manager, has a brain in his head, as he has waived Kyle Wellwood. Is there such thing as a reverse spit-take? There is now, as I just did one. This move comes as a surprise to everybody named Absolutely No One.

Kyle, seen here in his Vancouver condo, has yet to issue an official statement, but was heard leaving G.M. place muttering "Sizzle...sizzle...pop...sizzle!"

In related news, Seppo Sutela, General Manager of TPS Turko in Finland's SM-liiga has just released this statement: "I look forward to waiving Kyle from TPS 6 months from now."

13 comments:

eyebleaf said...

Damn, what a fatty.

Greener said...

Sorry again, Nav.

Norte said...

I watched the game against the Red Wings the other day and it was clear that that team had no place for Wellwood.

Loser Domi said...

IT'S BACON!

eyebleaf said...

@ Greener: Seriously. Don't know why I believed the guy would bounce back from his injuries. I'm an idiot.

wrap around curl said...

Bwahahahahah. That's all I have. Devilish laughter. Oh and Wellwood fails at life.

R-Gib said...

Ahhh hahahaha! Stupid Canucks. What were they thinking... nobody wants Sir Tubsalot McFattykins on their team!

Ian P said...

That's what you get for hitting on my girlfriend in math class years ago, Kyle. Karma's a bitch, isn't it? FAIL.

Harold said...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b371/somny/wellwood.jpg

Loser Domi said...

Greener, you do good work.

Greener said...

Thanks a lot, D.

Connie said...

Hmm, I'm not sure if what you call that would be correctly classified as "good." I need to re-evaluate...

Greener said...

Re-evaluate all you want Connie. But nowhere else will you find the top-level of comparing hockey players to pan fried foods than here at HS/HS.