Saturday, March 22

TITLE: as yet to be determined

I realize that writing about games that have just played is sort of like reading a novelization after watching the movie but I’m going to do it anyway especially as one of the games, roll out the vitriol, was against those cheap-ass motherfuckers. First let me say that it’s amazing how little their fans want to talk hockey after losing, especially to us, cos believe me, they hate our fucking guts almost as much as we hate theirs.

Anyone who knows me knows that I hate their cheap, low rent guts. I hate their cheap low-rent guts so much that if you could hate the guts’ guts than I did and do. I hate their fucking guts’ guts times 10 to infinity…that’s how much I hate their fucking guts. Yet, as I have stated previous – due to relationships established well before the inception of their team, I am friends, close-friends (that’s still hard to say) with fans of that team.
They gloat when they win and let me tell you, they have bad breath and guess what I guarentee you are going to be spit on when they talk to you. They just smoked a bunch of cigarettes and drank a lot of coffee and they spray it when they say it.


They also say things that make you want to slap the shit out of their face. And without fail, they're always shocked that they are the only people on Earth who like alfredson. You actually need to remind these sick sick people that the man is so loathsome, detestable and terrible the he gets booed everytime he touches the puck ...in his own building.. Oh my god I hate them.
I once browbeat my 80 year old father to the point of tears for saying he liked skating on the canal...that's how much I hate that fucking team.

And as such, beating them like we did tonight means a lot - couple that with the much needed two points. It’s a testament to how our team is playing that every following game becomes the do or die situation. Their playoffs and such. And going along that thinking that’s our 4th consecutive win over that team incidentally. (Don't get me started again.)Does it make it all the sweeter then the win comes after the dismantling of the Sabres and their nearly 40 minutes of 5 on 3 play? Hello Pavel Kubina...and uh Matt Stajan, the phone is for you...it's Alyn McCauley calling.
And that the win comes without Mats in the line-up. Or Antropov or Colaiacovo. It could only have been made sweeter if Emery was in net. The game could have also been made sweeter if alfredson got the shit kicked out of him...by me in the parking lot.

Too angry?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know how I stumbled upon your blog, but it's been in my bookmarks for a couple of weeks. I just want to say that I am totally crushing on this post. I know this sounds kind of gay, but I can't help it, the passion of the buds makes me this way.

PS: Sorry for posting anonymous. Don't worry, I'm not your Mom.

Greener said...

That'd be weird if you were his Mom.

Jaredoflondon said...

I think the term would be 'appropriately angry'

Greener said...

How about, You're saying what we're all feeling.

Moose said...

It's too bad you're NOT his mom, 'cos then I would have a bunch of questions that need answering.

Norte said...

Thanks a lot for bringing up my Mom, Moose - I thought you of all people would understand.

Loser Domi said...

well, if it was his mom, it wouldn't be gay, it'd be an Oedipal delight!

Norte said...

well Domi - just ask Greener - I am a mother-fucker.

Loser Domi said...

by the way, was there ever a fianl reuslt on the "what's Kyle wellwood eating now" poll? (Although I like the new poll better, I just want to see how many of you sick bastards put down fist covered in batter)

Greener said...

Domi, I believe the Easter chocolate form 1989 took it a bit of a walk. Now, in my opinion, the tactile sensations of an exquisitely battered fist are not to be ignored.

Loser Domi said...

greener, are you some sort of chef now? could you provide a recipe and pictures of "an exquisitely battered fist"?

Norte said...

With all due respect Domi - I don't think you should invite Moose and his fisting slides

Navin Vaswani said...

that was some of the funniest shit i have read in a long time. those senators are just so easy to hate. may they and their fans rot in hell.

go leafs go

Greener said...

Domi, I've got a delicious recipe for you to enjoy!

1 Cup Flour
1 Dark Beer
1 Bullion Cube
1 Tsp Paprika
1 Tbsp Lemon Juice
1 Fist
Salt and Pepper to taste

Mix wet and dry ingredients in large mixing bowl. Stir well until beer bubbles dissipate and flour lumps disappear.

Prepare fist by chilling under ice water. Plunge fist liberally several times into batter mixture to get even coverage. Tap fist on side of bowl to shake off excess batter. Push into mouth. Enjoy.

Serves: 1

Anonymous said...

WOW this is amazingly hilarious